Looking for a spot of bliss amongst the hustle and bustle? Yearning to unfurl those muscles with some professional kneading? We've got just the tonic at our massage parlour, where serenity meets the touch of expertise.
I'm your friendly, neighbourhood masseur, providing both lads and lasses a delightful respite from the daily grind. My home treatment sanctum is the perfect location for a spot of indulgence – any day of the week, morning to evening.
Imagine this: a toasty heated couch that cocoons you in warmth, luxurious oils that whisper over your skin, the fluffiest of towels, and an ambiance set by dulcet tunes dancing with dim, comforting lights. And of course, a cuppa or a cool refreshment is never too far out of reach.
Whether you're beating a path to my door post-workor in between your sporty escapades, the en-suite facilities mean you can splash or dash before sinking into the massage experience. And no worries about feeling rushed; I make it my mission to brew a natter about your well-being beforehand, ensuring the massage you receive is as bespoke as your very own fingerprint. Rest assured, the clock only starts ticking when the first stroke of massage magic begins.
From the soothing sweeps of a Swedish massage, the earnest press of a deep tissue massage, to the serene strides of a Natural Face-Lift/Head Massage – we've got a menu that caters to every taste. Mix 'n' match as you fancy, it's all about what tickles your fancy.
Setting the standard:
60 Minutes at £45
90 Minutes at £60
120 Minutes to make you purr at £75
And because everyone loves a cheeky deal – new clients nab their first whirl of 90 minutes for just £30.
Payment's a doddle, with cash, credit and debit cards all welcome.
If you're itching to book or just have a natter about what we offer, drop me a text. I'll buzz you back when I'm not elbow-deep in massage mastery. Just a heads-up: if you're calling from a witheld number, you won't snag my attention.
Park your motor off the street and step into a slice of paradise. And remember, what unfolds in our escape is all about wellness – this isn't a rendezvous of the sensual sort. Let's keep it cozy but classy, shall we?